I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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