Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I will pee on everything he values.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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