Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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