I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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