What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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