all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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