i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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