Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I love black thongs
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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