Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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