i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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