Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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