and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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