I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Your cock deserves a montage
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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