Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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