As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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