Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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