Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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