she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
