BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza