try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.