the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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