Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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