She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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