So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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