I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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