Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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