I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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