Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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