I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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