Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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