that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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