Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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