so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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