It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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