I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....