Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?