I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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