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• (408): View more from California

  she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex

  (773): View more from Illinois

  SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza

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• (310): View more from California

  How was the party last night?

  (314): View more from Missouri

  There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.

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• (323): View more from California

  what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E

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