Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

(702): View more from Nevada

Are you high?

(510): View more from California

No. That's why it's odd

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(559): View more from California

Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.

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(907): View more from Alaska

i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat

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(773): View more from Illinois

At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....

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