How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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