So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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