This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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