the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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