Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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