Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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