Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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