He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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