If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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