Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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