all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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