I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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