If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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