Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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