Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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