That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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