you didnt know i had herpes?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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