We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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