I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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